die, freaks

so they've arrested kanchi shankaracharya jayendra saraswathi. i wait, with bated breath, for them to do it to the rest. chandraswami (the ruffian), param pujya sant shri asaramji bapu (asinine freak), benny hill (a very loud idiot), amma amrita anandamayi devi (am i the only one who thinks her smile is really a smirk?), sri sri ravishankar (effeminate moron)…

con artistes, all. and all proof of barnum's belief in the birth of a sucker every minute. they ought to do it the metallica way: ‘kill 'em all. let god sort 'em out.’

and then, when that’s done, we party at my place.