lynch the charlatan

so, sri sri sri sri sri ravi shankar is among the nominees for a nobel peace prize. which explains where all that money his ignorant minions have been collecting goes. bribes for members will, obviously, cost. it’s still a little strange, however, that anyone can put forth a nomination, even if the suggestion bears absolutely no merit.

how, for instance, does shankar qualify for a peace prize? i have no idea. could it be that...
a) the heavy breathing he advocates diverts thousands from potentially violent activities?
b) the mind-numbing inanity he spews on a regular basis induces a sense of stupor in those stupid enough to listen in?
c) the millions collected by his con-men around the world need to be justified?

any way you look at it, more proof of the stupidity of the folk who trust him. and, god forbid, if the half-wit actually wins, it's all downhill from here.