con hai yeh

lecture at the office three days ago. moron steps up to the microphone to say: "i was a loser. my wife and children hated me. my job paid me next to nothing. then, i found the art of living. today, i’m still a loser. the wife still hates me. but, my breathing has improved."

in related news, the basic course now costs rupees 7500. that's 6000 more than what it used to cost in the early days when few had heard of shankar the bastard. the times of india hadn’t begun promoting him yet, see? maybe the effeminate fool needs new satin clothing, hence the price hike.

and yes, as of today, no followers of the art of living are welcome at my home. in fact, if you follow sri sri whatever, don't bother calling me. you’re out.